You’ve sent 50 applications and heard nothing back. It’s not the market — it’s your resume. Get brutally honest AI feedback that shows you exactly what’s wrong, so you can stop getting ghosted and start getting interviews.
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Every roast is specific, actionable, and designed to make your resume impossible to ignore.
No vague “looks good.” You get a cold, hard number that tells you exactly where your resume stands against the competition. Most people score below 50 on their first try.
Five brutally specific points about what’s wrong with your resume. Vague bullets? Weak verbs? Missing metrics? Formatting disasters? You’ll know exactly what to fix.
A single, devastatingly honest sentence that sums up how a recruiter actually sees your resume. It stings, but it’s the wake-up call most people need.
Real resume bullet transformations. The left side is what gets you ghosted. The right side gets you interviews.
Responsible for managing a team and handling various projects across the organization
Led a cross-functional team of 12, delivering 8 projects on time and 15% under budget in FY2024
Helped increase sales by working with the marketing department on campaigns
Drove $2.4M in pipeline revenue by co-leading 3 integrated marketing campaigns with a 28% conversion lift
Utilized strong communication skills to effectively collaborate with stakeholders
Presented quarterly strategy decks to C-suite (CEO, CFO, VP Sales), securing $500K in additional budget allocation
Experienced in data analysis and reporting for business insights
Built automated Tableau dashboards tracking 15 KPIs, reducing executive reporting time by 6 hours/week
Here’s what actual AI roasts look like. Specific, brutal, and exactly what you need to hear.
“Your bullet points read like a job description someone wrote while half asleep. ‘Responsible for managing tasks’ tells a recruiter nothing except that you showed up to work. Maybe.”
“Not a single number in your entire Experience section. Did you increase revenue? By how much? Did you manage people? How many? Right now your resume has the same impact as a blank page.”
“You ‘assisted with,’ ‘helped,’ and ‘was responsible for’ your way through five years of work. If you can’t take credit for your own achievements, why would a hiring manager?”
“This resume is a masterclass in saying nothing with a lot of words. If this were a movie, it would be two hours of someone describing what happened in a better movie.”
No signup. No email. Just the brutal truth about your resume.
Drop in your resume text, or upload a PDF or DOCX file. Our AI reads every line, every bullet, every claim — and judges all of it.
In about 10 seconds, you’ll get a score out of 100, five brutally specific roasts, and a one-liner verdict. No sugarcoating, no filler.
Use the feedback to fix it yourself, or get your entire resume professionally rewritten with metrics, keywords, and ATS-optimized formatting — for just $4.99.
A resume roast is a brutally honest AI-powered review of your resume. Instead of vague advice like “looks good,” you get a score out of 100, five specific roasts pointing out exactly what’s wrong, and a savage one-liner summary. It’s designed to give you the feedback your friends are too polite to share.
Yes, the resume roast is completely free. You get your score, 5 roasts, and a one-liner with zero signup and no email required. If you want a full professional rewrite with ATS-optimized language and metrics, that’s available for a one-time $4.99 fee.
You paste your resume text or upload a PDF/DOCX file. Our AI analyzes it against the same criteria that ATS software and real hiring managers use: quantified achievements, keyword relevance, formatting, clarity, and impact. You get results in about 10 seconds.
Absolutely. Each roast targets a specific, fixable weakness — like vague bullet points, missing metrics, weak action verbs, or formatting issues that break ATS parsing. Users who fix the issues identified in their roast typically see a 20–40 point score improvement and significantly more interview callbacks.
Yes. Your resume is processed in real-time and is not stored, shared, or used for training. Once you close the page, your data is gone. We don’t require an account, email, or any personal information to use the free roast.
Traditional resume reviews are expensive ($100–$500), take days, and often deliver generic feedback. A resume roast is instant, free, and brutally specific. You’ll know in 10 seconds exactly what’s costing you interviews — no fluff, no filler, no sugarcoating.
Get your score, 5 brutal roasts, and a one-liner verdict. Free, instant, and zero sugarcoating.